A New Perspective

As many of you know, I have used this blog to share our daily lives with you as well as use it as a platform for changes in America regarding the most detestable vegetable known to mankind....the broccoli. In my search for new and damaging facts about broccoli, I've had to wade through the numerous sites praising broccoli for its superstar status in our country. With all this reading, I've found the need to keep a trash bin nearby, so that I can vomit in it when the "accolades" get to be too much for me. But, in reading these falsehoods and, what can only be explained as cult-like literature on broccoli, I found a MOST interesting bit of news that I'm convinced with finally bring those of you who are still fighting our movement over to our side. I give you "Broccoli Obama"....

Yes, I've found quite a few websites about Broccoli Obama. This is what some of the websites say in regards to this creature they've created...

"...we decided that indeed, broccoli is a good name for him. Like broccoli, Obama helps make us stronger. Something we need to include as much as possible into our lives. Sustaining in times of economic crisis..."

"Green. Adaptable. Economical."

"..Broccoli Obama can shoot carrots off his back at the bad guys.."

These are the things being said about Broccoli Obama. Maybe now it's not quite as enjoyable as you once thought? Now that you see the similarities between the over hyped weed and our seemingly heroic president. Perhaps even the most ardent of fans will finally see the truth. The truth being that no president, no scientific research, no torture yet divised could or should ever cause a logical person to even LOOK at broccoli, let alone let its stench-ridden plume touch your lips. Those of you out there, wanting to denounce this vegetable, contact me. Send me your picture, showing the world how you hate it. How you loath it. Maybe even a picture of you destroying it? I will put your picture in our "Anti-Broccoli Crusaders" box and share with all how our numbers are growing. And, if what you see above hasn't frightened you enough to bring you to our side, the side of victory, then let God have mercy on your soul.