I never thought I'd enjoy
Facebook. My sister actually signed me up and encouraged me to check it out. After much prompting, I did and now I LOVE the site!! It's a way for me to stay connected with friends, without having to send emails to everyone. The best part is I can post little "status updates" about the funny things my kids do and say and they are preserved forever. I thought I'd post some of my favorite
Facebook moments that I've posted over the past year.
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Livie was eating some string cheese and I hear Noah say, "Hey Babe. Would you get me one of those bad boys?"Reason why I'm the meanest mom in the world #43 - I won't let Noah wear blue jeans and a long-sleeved thermal shirt to school when it's 90 degrees outside to a school that's not air-conditioned. Granted,
this is from a boy currently wearing his bathing suit to bed.
Love my little Italian girl! She gets right in there with me to make her great-grandma's tomato sauce, then as it's cooling, she'll take a bowl of it and eat it as is!Livie came in and gave me a hug. She said Dora told her to hug someone she loved and since daddy wasn't here, she'd just love me for right now. ;-)Took
the kids out to lunch and when the waitress gave me the bill,
Livie said, "Hey, is that another speeding ticket?". Yeah. She thinks she's a riot.
I love that as soon as Madie watches a movie she likes, she feels the need to go and act it out. Right now, she's Alice in Wonderland - Tim Burton style. For the past 3 days, as I've been getting paper plates, I've been finding that someone (Noah) has drawn smiley faces on a few of them and stuck them in random places in the pile. I love little surprises like that. :-)Lesson #341 - Do not wait until July to inspect your child's
book bag from the end of school 2 months ago. There aren't just papers in there. There's also a peanut butter sandwich at the bottom
that has turned into the scariest science experiment EVER!
Ever look at your son and think "Why is he wearing toilet paper around his neck like a scarf?". I do.I think my kids are on a toilet flushing strike. Not sure what their demands are, but I'm ready to give in.The kids were playing
Legos this morning and Noah spent the entire time making Lego toilet plungers.
Was washing grapes with Livie and every time she stole one, she'd say "ZOINK!". It was like a Scooby-Do cartoon in here. :-)I've been trying to teach Livie to read, but was not expecting the first word she would actually recognize to be the word "POO". Noah had written this in the shower with his foam letters and that is what Livie immediately recognized when she hopped in later. What has my family come to?Noah was pouring himself some milk today and spilled a little. I asked him what happened and he said, "Hey, I'm not a professional. I'm only an intermediate milk pourer. Sometimes I still spill it." You know the
DVR has spoiled the kids when your 4 yr old tells her sister to "pause the game" of paper dolls, so she can take a shower.
Just overhead a conversation between Pete and Noah and Pete's reply was "Umbrellas can't support your weight and neither can plastic bags. The roof is too high and you're too heavy." That can't be good, can it?Something I never realized you're supposed to teach boys - how to pee outside by a tree without mooning the entire baseball team in the process. Proper measures have been taken to make sure he knows the correct way to do that now.
Recorded an episode of "Fairly Oddparents" for Noah, because it was all about sock monkeys. Made the mistake, however, of not actually watching it. As he was watching, I heard him getting very upset. I ran in just in time to see an evil fairy slaughtering all the sock monkeys. Total annihilation. Now Noah's mad and wanting to exact revenge on all the evil fairies of the world.My heartless children just watched ET for the first time and DIDN'T CRY! I sobbed like I was being murdered the first time I saw that as a kid and told my dad I hated him for making me watch it. Guess only sock monkey killing fairies cause that kind of devastation around here.Don't you love it when your
children feel the need to draw smiley faces in the dust that's been collecting on your furniture?
We were talking about marriage at dinner tonight and I turned to Noah and told him that he had better be a good husband to his future wife. I told him to make sure he treats her well, bring her flowers, and sing her songs. He turned to Pete and said, "I don't think I'm getting married. They sound like too much work."******************
So, see? These are gems about my kids that I will always be able to remember, because I wrote them down on Facebook. Oh the things they say!