Time to Vote!

This may be the most important decision you could ever face in your lifetime. We are just a few days away from the mind-blowing event known as "Sock Monkey Madness Fest 2011" and before that day comes, Noah must make the ultimate choice - which two sock monkeys will be making that trip with him. We come to you, because we need the voices of the people. We need your vote! There are 18 strong, viable candidates, all vying for the prize of attending this prestigious event. On this one day only, for 5 brief hours, we will live in the world of sock monkeys. We'll breathe the flanneled breath of the sock monkeys and connect in ways we never would have dreamed with the sock monkeys. Yes, my friends, we will LIVE as sock monkeys live. Now, we can only take the two most lovely, most deserving of the sock monkeys. Think carefully as you make your choice. You may vote for as many as you think deserve this honor, then we will take the two with the most votes. Remember, you will never face a more serious and life-altering decision. If you pick the wrong ones, chaos could ensue. Jealous sock monkeys everywhere could form picket lines or worse, invade the Fest itself. That is why you must choose wisely. The poll is on the right-hand side of this page. I give you no descriptions, only names, so you can give your unbiased opinion on which looks most deserving. So, onward we go. I give you... the candidates.


Number 1: Blue Striped Sock Monkey


Number 2: Purple Striped Sock Monkey

Number 3: Red Striped Sock Monkey

Number 4: Argyle Sock Monkey

Number 5: Red Snowflake Sock Monkey

Number 6: Vampire Sock Monkey

Number 7: Stripes the Sock Monkey

Number 8: Green Sock Monkey

Number 9: The Original Sock Monkey

Number 10: Zebra Sock Monkey

Number 11: Pastel Striped Sock Monkey

Number 12: Giant Sock Monkey

Number 13: Blue Sock Monkey

Number 14: Pink Sock Monkey

Number 15: Baby Blue Heart Sock Monkey

Number 16: Baby Red Heart Sock Monkey

Number 17: Nana Special Sock Monkey

Number 18: Sitting Heart Sock Monkey

Thank you for your vote. You will be able to look at your grandchildren and great-grandchildren one day and let them know you made the one vote that counts. That you voted for the sock monkeys and changed the course of this country for the betterment of mankind. You are a hero.